Submission #186
It took Tony a while to come up for a name for the new element he synthesised to replace the palladium in his arc reactor, but when he finally did, he and Bruce agreed on Coulsinium.
Submitted by suttonwho
ANON requested: ’Speaking of RDJxHimself… Sherlock Holmes & Tony Stark? :D’
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I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this.
BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKSaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love Fury’s pink slippers and his Avengers robe! I want one of those!
THOR IS NOMMING ON MJOLNIR. #love this
Stop crying, Steve, I promise you the good guys win at the end of the movie.
Most. Adorable. Thing.
I need one of theeeeese. Microwaving water for tea is… not the best way to make tea. And going down a few floors to the dorm kitchen just to boil water for one cup is a pain. This sucker plugs in an heats up to boil the water.
Neeeeeeeeeed.
No joke guys, I splurged and got one of these last month and they make life AMAZING OH MY GOD.
You have to understand, electric kettles aren’t really as common in a lot of American households (I never had one growing up, nor did any of my friends, as far as I’m aware) and so when I started using mine I was like “DEAR GOD I CAN MAKE TEA SO FAST, FUCK YOU STOVE TOP KETTLE.”
My family has gone through like three of these in the past few years. We make SO MUCH TEA.
Being English, and able to buy an electric kettle for £5 in the UK equivilent of Walmart, the fact that Americans have not cottoned onto this before now disturbs me greatly.
I’d like to take this opportunity to make this into a Thor appreciation post. Why? Because he deserves it.
He might not be the smartest of the gods, or the strongest. He might be a bit egotistical and quick-tempered. He might be idealistic to the point of being blind to others’ faults. But guess what? That doesn’t make him dim-witted or oafish or ignorant. It doesn’t make him a brute.
Thor is an incredibly capable warrior as well as a battlefield tactician. When he or his comrades are faced with a seemingly-invincible foe, he will often charge right into the heat of battle in order to surmount the obstacle in their path. He lives for the rush of a good fight. That’s who he is. God of thunder, lord of the savage lightning. Everything about him screams warrior and physical prowess.
And yet, in spite of all that, he is also an extraordinarily gentle creature. He loves his family (Loki included) above all else, and those he considers friends (the Warriors Three, Sif, the Avengers, etc.) are people he would willingly give his life to protect. When confronted with mortal opponents, he barely uses a fraction of his full strength because he doesn’t want to kill them. Despite his inherent nature as a warrior, violence for violence’s sake does not appeal to him. He’d rather solve something peacefully than with fisticuffs, unless there’s no feasible alternative.
As a whole, we’ve got an incredibly selfless and noble warrior who is more worthy to wield that hammer than anyone you will ever meet. No, he’s not perfect. He’s got his fair share of faults, but he doesn’t let those define him. He uses his strengths and makes the best of everything he has.
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And he is the cuddliest fucking thing on two legs.
Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.
How dare he.
i cannot
this is day one and i’m having a stroke here this is NOT gonna go well
that awkward moment when The Avengers cast are actually their characters.
Reblagging because I want this moment immortalized on my Tumblr.
tears are everywhere
TONY LOVES HIS RIBS!
“Who’s the chick with the hammer”
Oh Lol, Thor why is your hair so pretty?
TONYXTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
LMFAO
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